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Showing posts with label Tennessee. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tennessee. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Of Weddings, Raccoons and Tornadoes (part two)


The road that led to our cabin rounded up the mountainside in one hairpin turn after another. Five years ago, when I still lived in Tennessee, I would've been accustomed to this type of terrain. I am afraid that living in Metro Atlanta has spoiled me a bit, making even the slightest hill seem like Everest.
It was 7pm when we finally pulled onto the gravel parking space in front of our cabin. Having never lodged at a cabin before I didn't know what to expect. When we entered the foyer my first impression was that it was bigger on the inside than it appeared to be on the outside- much bigger. The kitchen was off to the right and fully equipped with a stove, microwave, fridge and dishwasher. The foyer led into a great room that was two stories tall; glass windows from floor to ceiling. The view of the mountain ranges from the great room was absolutely amazing. Although there were multiple cabins along the road, we would find that the back balcony lent itself to total privacy. It gave the impression that we were completely secluded, and although from time to time we could hear a child's laughter, or a passing car, it was very easy to believe that we were alone.
Upon entering the great room I naturally gravitated toward the back door leading out to the balcony. Much to my delight, I found that it had a few surprises of it's own.
"Renee, there's a jacuzzi out here!" I shouted through the door. "There's a jacuzzi, and a grill... and a raccoon!!"
That last word was spoken in a few octaves higher than I care to admit, and while I am being completely honest, I had never moved faster in my life. Renee, who didn't really catch what I had said (shrieked), came over to have a look at what the fuss was all about. The raccoon sat at our window peering inside at us. He was clearly undaunted by my actions. In fact he sat there for quite a while as if this were his usual routine. Whenever I placed my hand on the glass he'd mimic me and place his on the other side. The few times that I (cautiously) opened the door he approached and appeared to sniff the air as if looking for something. I immediately grabbed my iPhone and began shooting pictures. This little guy was a pro. He knew what he wanted and he was not about to leave until he got it.
After I had taken several photos I went to our luggage and rummaged around for a snack. After finding what seemed most likely to attract him, I went back to the door and quickly tossed it out onto the balcony. The raccoon (let's call him Fred, shall we?), immediately picked up the snack in his hands and ran back to the edge of the balcony. He placed the snack into his mouth and climbed up the side of the cabin and out of view. As the weekend progressed, my suspicions would prove to be correct. Fred did return each night at the same time and was rewarded with leftovers courtesy of my refrigerator. I'm very sure this has been the silent arrangement for quite some time between Fred and the cabin's guests.
Later thursday night, long after the sun had set and the fireflies had called it a day (they're called lightning bugs in Tennessee), I thought of Fred, in some sort of absurd concern. The sky outside had opened up once again, pelting rain against the cabin's rooftops. The winds tore through the forest and smacked against the wooden walls. All through the night the weather lady warned residents to take shelter. As I lay and listened to the winds howl I thought of Fred and wondered where a Raccoon would take shelter from a tornado.

Friday, June 24, 2011

Of Weddings, Raccoons and Tornadoes (part one)


"I need a vacation from you" Renee said with an exasperated sigh.
"I need one from you too" I replied back.
This was at the end of a long argument that kept taking us in circles. It was, unfortunately, at the beginning of a five hour car drive in which it was impossible to be in different rooms for a moment, much less take a "vacation" from one another. This was how our long weekend began.
Let me begin by saying that Renee and I have very similar personalities. There is not much we disagree on, but when we do it is pretty tough to keep our tempers in check because we are both very stubborn. Another way in which we differ is how we interact with each other during an argument. There comes a point when all Renee wants and needs is to be left alone. I wish I could say that as her husband I am more than willing to give her all the silence she needs. Unfortunately, while silence is her friend during a debate, it is my enemy. I want a resolution and I want it without delay. Everything inside of me screams to "fix it, fix it now". I persistently try to talk it out and finish the thing; I don't want to let it hang over my head. It's very hard for me to make myself shut up and just walk away. Given this information, you can see why locking the two of us in a small confined space for five hours under such conditions could make for an interesting situation.
I suppose this sort of thing is to be expected when stress levels were so high. You see, Renee's sister, Dawn, was going to be married in Tennessee on Friday, and Renee was the maid of honor (or matron of honor- they've referred to it as both). Our original plan was to leave for the wedding immediately after work on Wednesday. This would have left us with some spare time on Thursday morning to accomplish some last minute errands around town before the chaos ensued. Unfortunately, about ten minutes before our work days were over the skies opened up and the rains began to fall in a heavy downpour. It was only 5pm, but I swear it looked as if the sun had already set. Because of the bad weather, we decided to wait until Thursday morning to leave.
Thursday morning was a blur of last minute packing and pet arrangements. By the time we finally hit the road it was no wonder we had resorted to bickering. Admittedly, I tend to narrate my every thought aloud and without filter (if you don't believe me, click here). What's amazing to me is even with this self awareness, there are moments that I simply cannot keep myself from rambling on and on; just spewing unproductive babble. It is in those moments that I wish I could hire someone whose sole responsibility would be to apply duct tape to my mouth at all of the appropriate moments. I'm sure Renee would support this idea.
Marriage is a funny thing. You commit yourself to someone, knowing that by doing so you have agreed to take on the best and worst versions of that person, and trusting that their love will be strong enough to do the same for you. I believe I am one lucky guy to have found such a person. Now if only I can find that duct tape...